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shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me

bestfriencl:

finally a fruit that i can relate to

bestfriencl:

finally a fruit that i can relate to

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show" - Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via andisaysthings)


theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE